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DONT LAUGH

Post  ADMIN on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:34 pm

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle,
why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but
also
its beginning !


***Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit
?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....



Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?


***Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.


***A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
-Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.


***Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES

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