SMS JOKES

1)A PERSON WHO CAN EXPLAIN COLOUR TO A BLIND MAN,CAN EXPLAIN ANYTHING IN LIFE TO ANYONE............






2) NI CHIRUNAVVE NIKO ANDAM, NEE MANCHI MANASE DANIKI MAKARANDAM, NEETHO KALESUNTE ENTO SANTOSHAM, CHIRAKALAMILA UNDIPOVALI MANA SNEHABANDAM.



3)A SARDAR SHIFTED HIS HAIR CUTTING SALON 4M GROUND FLR TO THE 1ST FLOOR AND THE BOARD HE HANGED ON THE GRONDFLR WAS -"NEECHE K BAAL KATNE KI DUKAAN UPAR HAI'


4)MY FRIENDS SHD ME MY MEDICINE WHEN I AM IN PAIN, MY LETTER WHEN I AM FAR,MY SMILE WHEN I AM SAD,MY TEAR WHEN I CRY N MY BREATH WHEN I DIE.....

5)ROSHNI KAB KAM HUI PATA NA CHALA,... KUSHI KAB GUM HUI PATA NA CHALA,. TUMHARI YAAD ME KHOYE KUCH IS TARAH HUM,...AANKH KAB NUM HUI PATA NA CHALA.......

6)FRIENDSHIP IS A NETWORK THAT NEEDS....NO RECHARGE! NO ROAMING! NO VALIDITY LIMIT!NO ACTIVATION! NO SIGNAL PROBLEMS! JUST DON'T SWITCH OFF UR HEART.......

7)SARDAR: WHT IS MY BILL,
CALLCENTER GIRL: SIR,
JUST DAIL 123 TO NO UR CURRENT BILL STATUS,
SARDAR:NE TALLI CURRENT BIL KAADE,MOB DI CHEPPU,

8)I WANT 2 ASK U 1 THING.THIS IS MY QUESTION SINCE I STARTED TALKING TO U....
ANS ME SINCERELY..................


U LOOK LIKE MONKEY OR MONKEY LOOK LIKE U?

9)I LIKE BOILED EGG BCOZ ITS BONELESS

AND I LIKE U





BCOZ UR BRAINLESS

HAHAHA.......FELT BAD I AM REALLY SORRY, IT WAS JUST A FACT.......HEHEEHEE


10)A 3 MONKEYS RAN FRM THE ZOO.
1ST FOUND WATCHING TV....



2ND FOUND PLAYING FOTBALL



AND





3RD ......









NO YAR,ITS NOT U.



WHY U ALWAYS THINKING LIKE THAT.......




ITS STILL MISSING..................................